Dear House and Senate Republicans,
I’m sure you’ve heard the adage: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Well, what world are you from? No, really. Where? Can I get there by boat? Is it expensive? Is it a secret celestial being orbiting the Earth? And why in the world won’t you go back there?
I know. I know. You’re not from some other world. You’re from here. The grand ole US of A. Our very own homegrown idiots.
I’m generally not this … disagreeable but I’ve just about had it. Seriously. I expect better behavior, better decisions from five year olds! Not that you would care considering no part of me is part of your core demographic. I happen to be black, highly educated, and a single mother so you don’t give a damn about what I think but I’m gonna tell you anyway.